u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of
you are the physical being
of all my hopes and dreams
can you imagine how much you mean to me?
The rest of the Avengers (Minus Bruce) don’t know that Thor No Longer Has A Right Eye any more and one day it gets itchy so Thor decides to take it out and give it a lil clean,,,, anyway yeah Steve doesn’t stop screaming for like five seconds because whAT THE FUCK THOR-
Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.
My SO once told me that “time with you is basically me-time” and it is the most beautiful thing and the most sincere form of ‘I love you’ I’ve ever heard.